Sunday, April 19, 2009

Innocent Moments

Last night was having supper with my friends in mamak stall...dunno at what point the conversation shifted to 18SX...one of my friends was telling us her mou ji (innocent?) moments back when she was younger and by younger it's just 2/3 years back...let name her A la...

FIRST STORY
Scene: A gathering of friends in *dunno where*...

Someone asked A if she had oral sex before. A answered, " I always did it with my friends one..." If you think A is a naughty girl, you're wrong for A thought oral sex was talking about sex as oral means verbal ma...thanks god her friends corrected her...if not...haiz...

SECOND STORY
Scene: Sunway Pyramid

A was walking with her friends when they came across a toy shop. Feeling curious, she entered the shop and looked around. She found a long, silicon thingy which she flagged it around. Then she said, " This one I can buy for my baby niece for her to bite on." Obviously, the toy shop is a sex toy shop and that long, silicon thingy is a dildo la...Imagine if she bought it for her niece...

10 comments:

fuzpeiz said...

hee hee..
a baby with a sex toy..weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
so cool la if the baby really had it..muaahahaha

erictbk said...

wahahhaha..now you have my innocent zelene version of friend hahaha...funny lar...we shall intro them to each other one day..LOL

jackychan said...

sure mou...
still got ppl kam innocent meh...
i DUN belif XD

成亿 said...

peipei: her sister sure kill her (or laughed till death herself) if she bought it...

eric: well, there's a difference la...the story happened few years back, unlike your friend, ze lene, who just discovered what's tfk is...the irony is that she's the oldest among us who went for the supper and she's the one who knew the least...haha...

jacky: in this world, there exists all kind of people...and she belongs to the innocent kind...

MarioChuah said...

haha... i oso beside seng aik when tat girl tell u the meaning of oral sex... we all laught until crazy in mamak

kathy said...

u ah..no other better work ah??alwiz want 2 embarrass ppl oni..ishish...but come on la..dun tell me she really duno....

apple said...

erm....she really duno la....haiz....forgive her lo....thn mr chuah seng aik....u so ke po..no other thing to do meh???study la....

成亿 said...

mario: yea lo...laughed til stomach cramped...

kathy: wat embarrass ppl wo? im jz sharing stories here ok...hmm, takkan u noe wat is dildo n oral sex?

apple: yea lo, forgive 'her' lo ho...must ask 'her' talk more bout her 'experiences'...haha...

kpy said...

Think I know what's going on here lol from the comment above me. Evil lar you...tsk tsk...

apple said...

jahat....