Your Votes Count!

And no, I'm not talking about the by-election in the Kuala Terengganu though you should vote as well. I'm talking about the upcoming MPP (Majlis Perwakilan Pelajar or Student Representative Council-direct translation) election in USM. Upcoming as in tomorrow morning. The reason I'm writing about this (when I can write something much better) is that the seriousness these contenders all exhibiting. I mean, it's just some stupid student council who promises a lot but delivers little.

I mean, they went around the campus giving flyers and brochures, promoting themselves. They even invade other people's lectures (during break la, don't want the lecturers screw them, right?) to give a short speech.

There was one fella who entered my class during break to give his 'talk'. He was so penuh dengan semangat berkobar-kobar. You can feel his vibes spreading across the lecture hall only to make it filled with laughter when he started telling us his slogan. OMG, it was so funny.

Kalau tak boleh ingat nama Ng Chee Wei, ingat Cheesy Wedges.
(If you can't remember the name Ng Chee Wei, remember Cheesy Wedges)
Ingat Cheesy, ingat Chee,
Ingat Wedges, ingat Wei.
INGAT,
INGAT CHEESY, INGAT CHEE,
INGAT WEDGES, INGAT WEI,
INGAT CHEESY WEDGES, INGAT CHEE WEI.

He kept rambling about his name and Cheesy Wedges, any thought of voting for him just vanished into thin air. Come on, who want to elect Cheesy Wedges to represent us?

But apparently, cheesy slogans are the It things in USM. Not only Mr. Ng who used such funny catchphrase, a lot most of the contenders did the same too.

Here's another catchphrase:

NAMPAK DIVA BAWA VIVA,
DALAM VIVA ADA SIVA.


MAKAN KARI HARI-HARI INGATLAH SAYA OOI HWA REE.

So, I'm like wondering, IF I were to compete in the election, which one should be my catchphrase?

BILA BERADA DI JALAN SENGET,
INGATLAH SAYA CHUAH SENG AIK.

OR...

TIAP-TIAP PAGI MAKAN TELUR (EGG),

INGATLAH SAYA CHUAH SENG AIK.