Friday, March 13, 2009

Totally Random Thing!

Warning
The following post might contain words that is explicit and rude for little kids and those young at heart. Read at your own risk. Haha...


PLEDGE OF PURITY

I, Chuah Seng Aik, solemnly swear that from today's onwards, I will not swear, curse, or utter any EXTREMELY vulgar words till puberty hits me I reach the age of 21.

By extremely vulgar words, I means:

FUCK
FUCKING *insert whatever you like la*
MOTHER-FUCKING *creative entry here*
PUKI (Hokkien foul word whose meaning escape me)
CIBAI (Hokkien word again)
TIU (excluding Eric's surname)

The MILD vulgar words are not included in the pledge. It consists of:

BITCH/BITCHING
BLOODY *be imaginative*
BASTARD
ARSEHOLE
DICKHEAD (don't use at all)
SHITHOLE
KIONG KAN (Hokkien word)
BABI SAI (pig shit literally)
DAMN
SHIT
etc

From now on, F stands for FISH or FLOWER and not FUCK. Hell, life's gonna be tough from now on.


11 comments:

kathy said...

OMG!!!senget u ah???i din knw u even use these words except for 'babi sai' la..im speechless ady la..
n hehe i got it rite tis time din i??

成亿 said...

haha...wat la...of course got used b4 la...though im innocent but not to dat extent ma...

kathy said...

'nvr judge a book by its cover'
sooo suitable 4 u la..hehe...
innocent konon..not at all..haha..

Torres Looi said...

haha. dats my honour to teach u bcome big boy! u better don blame coz i may use it quite often in order to make u flw mine so dat u brake ur curse.lol
one month b4 ur birthday...c u can tahan or not.haha

fuzpeiz said...

but why sudd dun sweaR??????????????

MarioChuah said...

hahaha... i am the bad guy who teach u all this thing. is it ??
haha.. nvm la.. i plan to go 4 hell de..
hope god can forgive me la

erictbk said...

WTF WTF!!!!What's with my surname has to do in this entry of yours!!!!!

[A]rSENE said...

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
really or nt...
bt ur bday oso soon d wad
swt

成亿 said...

kathy: oi,i still am ok...n dat phrase is so overrated...hehe...

mr.looi: u use a lot, not often ok...haha...n im not dat naive ok! no need u teach me bcome big boy...

peipei: nah, d blog jz 4 fun onli...muahahaha...

mario: hell there no god so no need ask forgiveness...haha...jz kiddin onli ok...

eric: ur surname is d onli excuses i get 2 say tiu...haha

arsene: haha...u notice le...dis vow is pointless 1 la...

Kenji said...

Hahaha what made you make this decision? It's gonna be a pain to not utter a single word of those! But yes, generally I use "frick"... it gives the same satisfaction when you're "f"rustated! :P

成亿 said...

now it's not d F-words dat trouble me...livin in penang now means speakin hokkien nonstop...use oso use hokkien foul words...but most of d time i jz use 'F' or 'doot'...haha...